Day 25 - The contents of my purse

Hooray - an easy one!

First of all purse = actual cash and cards receptacle, or handbag?

Well, one is inside the other, so can do both  - mwahahaha!

The bag is a purple Kipling one (because I love the monkey keyrings) and has lots of zippy pockets.

In the main compartment, the following things are stuffed:

• Brown leather purse*
• An almost empty water bottle
• An orange (nom nom nom)
• An empty compact flash card case
• An 8gb SD card
• A yellow highlighter pen
• Pink quilted 'Amy Florence' pouch, containing parkrun registration scanner
• Hot Air Balloon 'Amy Florence' pouch containing parkrun dongle, and my dongle.
• The Blackberry
• Old Morrisons' receipt (for £52.78 - that's a lot in Morrison terms)
• Ibuprofen Box (which actually contains co-codamol)
• Dry-wipe board pen
• New cheque book, still in envelope
• Small Welsh flag on a cocktail stick (was decorating a cheese board in Snowdon)
• A hard boiled sweet (from a thai restaurant)
• Two lil-lets. (when I wanted them, could never find them!)
• A ring pull from a drink can
• 65p
• Some dust.

In the big front compartment:

• A photo of me and Phil
• A folded up flyer from Belt Up's 2010 season at the Southwark Playhouse
• A very bent nail file
• 3 rubber headphone ends.
• 2 hair slides
• 3 tooth picks (?!?)
• 1 dymo printer label thing saying 'hoya' (I know why. I'm not telling.)

In the inner back pocket:

•  A pair of Gore running gloves
• A tiny sparkly note book
• An NCP ticket from Fairfeld Halls
• Ticket from LOTR marathon showing at BFI imax
• Money off vouchers foe 'Hampshire's finest Gardens'
• A broken yellow lanyard
• Two old  teabags, one leaking tea-leaves
• AA battery
• A large paper clip
• A fake moustache 
• A small luminous cat sticker
• tea leaves....grrrr

In the small top pocket:

• Ticket from Southwark playhouse - with total cost of £287.30 - school trip, I guess!
• Thread Bear Loyalty Card (I don't believe I've ever been there!)
• Torn ticket stub from HP 7 part 1.
• £10 note - love it when that happens
• Red squeaker from Red Nose Day several years ago (Phil put it there to make me laugh. It does!)

*And in the purse itself: 

• Tesco vouchers
• Tesco points coupons
• 5 first class stamps
• My Driving Licence
• A Lottery Ticket from the day after my 40th birthday  (it may have won, I haven't checked - numbers are 02,03,04,18,19,36, was for main draw on 10th August...)
• Train Ticket from Kenley to Newcastle - souvenir from the GNR.
• Cafe Nero and Wild Bean Cafe loyalty cards
• A business card for the Rt Rev'd MArtyn Douglas(!)
• A cheque I never paid in (has a v important passcode written on the back)
• Cash (some of which came from the main body of the bag a minute ago
• Cards:  Priory Farm loyalty card; Oyster Card; Debit Card; Tesco Club Card; Credit Card; Old Orleans Discount Card; Boots Advantage Card; Fusion Card; EDF thank you card.

Wow. A lot of stuff. And where, please, are my keys.....anyone???? * panic*.......